torktier —> dorkelson again
i am so sorry
June 2012
i lied i can’t sleep i love watching the sun come up and i love staying up until like 7 AM in the summer i can’t ugh i really love summer why am i getting emotional over pulling an all-nighter
i’m going to attempt to sleep or something or at least ban myself from tumblr until 7 or 8 AM if i’m even up that long so yeah bbl or if not, good night!!
i need to redo my about me page soon but every time i try to find a good webcam pic of myself
yeah nevermind
why am i still awake
3 days until i see micky dolenz
Reblog this if you know who Brian Epstein and/or George Martin are. I want to see how many notes this gets.
peOPLE WHO STILL HAVE SCHOOL
Things that need to happen:
someone drawing the avengers as the characters from rocky horror
sighs because i’m not my tumblr icon
i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom
the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen
- polyamory isnt cheating
- polyamory isnt cheating
- polyamory isnt cheating
- polyamory isnt cheating
- polyamory isnt cheating
- polyamory isnt cheating
- polyamory isnt cheating
if you can blood bend
can you
give people
boners?
Alert
I have decided to start work on a new book of erotic fiction called Fifty Shades of Nez. It will be the gripping story of an unemployed, broke college student who agrees to be the submissive sex slave of a manipulative millionaire who inherited money from his mother who invented Liquid Paper.
I will try not to use the phrase “He positioned his Nine Iron at the entrance to her sex” more than once every other page. Also, I will save “Aargh!” for dialogue by the ghost pirates that will make cameos. All action will take place inside the Frodis Room.
The book will be a best-seller, in part because this will be the cover:
Fifty Shades of Nez. Coming soon to a Kindle near y’all. Jeff Geddis will play the title role in the movie.
Hahaha you are amazing. :D
insert another post about how i hate that i forget about instant reblog not reblogging things as text
its very hard to read your posts with peter staring at me like that
LAYS ON MY FLOOR AND SOBS BECAUSE OF ORIGINAL CHARACTERS
