I have decided to start work on a new book of erotic fiction called Fifty Shades of Nez. It will be the gripping story of an unemployed, broke college student who agrees to be the submissive sex slave of a manipulative millionaire who inherited money from his mother who invented Liquid Paper.
I will try not to use the phrase “He positioned his Nine Iron at the entrance to her sex” more than once every other page. Also, I will save “Aargh!” for dialogue by the ghost pirates that will make cameos. All action will take place inside the Frodis Room.
The book will be a best-seller, in part because this will be the cover:
Fifty Shades of Nez. Coming soon to a Kindle near y’all. Jeff Geddis will play the title role in the movie.
when you smoke your 100th joint as soon as the smoke enters your mouth your middle name on facebook automatically changes to Idgaff and your cover photo becomes a photo of bob marley there is no way to stop this from happening it’s just a part of life
In 2012:I really really want to meet Paul or Ringo please please I'll do anything I've been good why can't it happen already I LOVE THEM I SHOULD BE ABLE TO TELL THEM THIS
In 3789:Guys I really really want to meet Ringo's friend's brother's barber's wife's mailman's pen pal's great grandfather's enemy's cousin's dog walker because he is right here in my town and do you think he'll sign my book PLEASE THIS IS MY DREAM
okay i feel like i should get into homestuck like so many people i know love it and i just want to KNOW tell me things
aaaagh where do i even start?? like it’s pretty hard to get into but if you keep plying through it it’s pretty good but like if you don’t end up liking it that’s cool like i really can’t explain it because i’m trying to get caught up on it myself but uh here??