I wish I was one of those people with a nice jawline and collarbone and just like..nice features that made someone be like “god DAMN I really wanna tap that”
I guess I want to be the lustee rather than the lust-er
So there’s this girl in creative writing who hates me
She’s not even a student she’s a stupid teachers aid and she hates everything I do
But yesterday we were talking about deep freezers and she didnt know what they looked like and I was like “you know the deep open ones you would put a dead body in” and she tried to get mrs mccole to send me to the office
You are the cutest cutie.
You can tell that I didn’t plan to get a prompt at all, so I am bullshitting tons of bullshit into this letter because I just woke up from a nap and probably can’t even type right and cannot see what I am typing past he third line of this letter. Maybe someday I won’t be a lazy bastard and will do this prompt accordingly.
today at work i was reorganizing the clearance rack by size because everything was still fucked up from black friday and i was folding shirts and re-folding shirts and stacking them all nicely and there was this shirt that was like XXL and it was SO GIANT like a family of five could live in it and it said something like “ANNUAL GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS 2011” and i was like “welcome to the dark carnival brotherrrrr” in my head but the shirt was just really funny to me for some reason