December 2011
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fact: if I have to do any sort of advanced math beyond some slope and the basic geometry/other shit i will just sit at my desk and cry or draw the whole semester and not learn anything
Dec 1st
screams Andy Samberg on yo gabba gabba MY HEART
Dec 1st
the-summoner asked: ((*dances around house in excitement!* I have actual plans to meet an actual bro and do actual hanging out! Huzzah!))
Dec 1st
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Leave a fandom in my ask box and I'll tell you.
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Dec 1st
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@amanda: hey what time are you gonna be in town for the parade? Dad has to be in line for it at six and all so
Dec 1st
November 2011
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Once I clean my room I really want to drape all sorts of black sheets and stuff over my bed to make it more like the “caves” I made as a kid I was always more comfortable in those anyways.
Nov 30th
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Also fuck grammar I am too sick for grammarf
Nov 30th
@ Amanda: the only thing is that I might sit in snappys pizza for most of the time because I have a cold coming on but I have to go because my dad and his biker group are in it
Nov 30th
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It may be stupid but I do the “check the back seat” rule almost each time I’m in the car
Nov 30th
the-summoner asked: ((heyheyheyheyhey! Are you going to the Christmas parade tomorrow? :D))
Nov 30th
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I have to write two short stories and draw pictures for our literary magazine in creative writing UGH I DON’T WANNA
Nov 30th
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So sometimes when I watch a movie I browse the ff.net category for it and see what the fandom has done Tallahassee/Columbus uh nO barfs all of my shredded wheats up on the couch
Nov 30th
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I wonder of I cough on enough people if they’ll send me home
Nov 30th
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I just want to stay home and watch tv I dont want to go to school
Nov 30th
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GOD every time I cough it makes my head hurt and has given me a headache ever since this morning ugh rakes face down a wall of razor blades I hate this
Nov 30th
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if you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me...
nematocyst: time to write some essay
Nov 30th
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I guess tmi tuesday but I wish I was one of those people with a nice jawline and collarbone and just like..nice features that made someone be like “god DAMN I really wanna tap that” I guess I want to be the lustee rather than the lust-er IS THAT EVEN A TERM
Nov 30th
“SCORPIO: THE BEST AT SEX”
Nov 30th
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Soooo it’s tmi Tuesday Ask me stuff please I guess?
Nov 30th
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Ah we’re watching Easy A I love this movie
Nov 30th
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“that’s a good car mrs mccole!! You could kill someone with that car” “I know there’s like…room in the back for two bodies and all of my groceries!!”
Nov 30th
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Then again I obv didn’t go because she tried to get a teacher to send me who held a serious conversation with me about how many dead bodies you could fit in the back of a Prius
Nov 30th
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So there’s this girl in creative writing who hates me She’s not even a student she’s a stupid teachers aid and she hates everything I do But yesterday we were talking about deep freezers and she didnt know what they looked like and I was like “you know the deep open ones you would put a dead body in” and she tried to get mrs mccole to send me to the office
Nov 30th
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> play a bit with the fake nail hell its mine anyways > flesh part falls off
Nov 30th
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@ Spaulding: I knew someone was going to mention that whoops
Nov 30th
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I just found one of my fake claws from Halloween with some dried superglued finger flesh on it because I couldn’t get it off so I ended up yanking it off in the shower
Nov 30th
Watching Scott pilgrim and I just remembered I’m wallace at mtac too…..
Nov 29th
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so if snowed a bit and Im p sure were out of school tomorrow
Nov 29th
do you need your blankie to fight these monsters?:... →
shadeshipster: ask-mysterion: There is a posting limit now. 250 posts per day. Perhaps you’ve heard about it. It’s real. I’m making this post on this blog to warn you, since I don’t post a lot here, and you need to get this spread around. The tumblr staff needs to know that putting…
Nov 29th
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Casually writes fucked up stories about clones and their fucked up mob boss original self if that makes sense
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Put a character in my ask and I'll tell you
super-weak: 1. My OTP for them 2. A person of the same sex I ship them with 3. A person of the opposite sex I ship with with 4. An uncommon person I ship them with 5. A ship with them I don’t care for
Nov 29th
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Go to my askbox and put what character you would... →
Nov 29th
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Anonymous asked: Dear Banshee,
Nov 29th
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I will write about the following, anonymously...
indisposablehero: rescuemeatsix: Dear ex, Dear girl I hate, Dear boy I like, Dear ex bestfriend,  Dear bestfriend, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear Santa, Dear future me, Dear person I have a crush on.  Or actually, just leave me any Dear ___ prompt and I’ll try to roll with it.
Nov 28th
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My mom wants me to get a pet python She says it seems like it would be my type of pet I would just name it Crowley…………..
Nov 28th
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Fuck this touchscreen keyboars
Nov 28th
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It’s actually not a life crisis im just being dramatic about it though if it really was a life crisis it’d probably be under a read more
Nov 28th
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@ Amanda
I’ll tell you on pesterchum when I get home
Nov 28th
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Life crisis
Nov 28th
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I fuxking hate school I can’t wbcen process it right now
Nov 28th
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I think I’ll stop quoting Scott pilgrim now Still can’t sleep though
Nov 28th
Well honey Im a little BI-FURIOUS….
Nov 28th
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I don’t knwo what to do anymore I can’t sleep
Nov 28th
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you COCKY COCK
Nov 28th
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you PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HER HAIR
Nov 28th
bossanovaa: today at work i was reorganizing the clearance rack by size because everything was still fucked up from black friday and i was folding shirts and re-folding shirts and stacking them all nicely and there was this shirt that was like XXL and it was SO GIANT like a family of five could live in it and it said something like “ANNUAL GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS 2011” and i was like “welcome...
Nov 28th
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tell aunt there’s a spider on the wall “SPIDER SPIDER ON THE WALL, AINT YOU GOT NO HOME AT ALL? CANT YOU SEE THAT WALL’S MADE OF PLASTER? GET OFF OF THERE, YOU LAZY BASTARD.” and kills the spider. …ok.
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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